OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE
AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE
HANG ON I FIXED IT
I SCREAMED AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN FOR THREE MINUTES BECAUSE OF THIS POST
subtitle: what I wish I told my sister before middle school
you will get your period one day,
and you will not feel like a woman.
you will feel like your body has betrayed
every promise it ever curled around
your little finger. this is normal.
you will get…
“NASA just awarded 125K for a food synthesizer prototype! 3d printed #startrek food, here we come!”
can it print pizza
YES. IT CAN PRINT PIZZA.
this is the best day of my life