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    • #okay everything cant be people
    • #whats next?
    • #im people?
    • #pfft lol
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pony-boy:

this is a real issue from the real university that i went to.
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this is a real issue from the real university that i went to.

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princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut
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did she get a haircut

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    • #she used the micheal jackson face wash
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watchtheskytonight:

nonymoose:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER  BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI  WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

imageAND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

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HANG ON I FIXED IT

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I SCREAMED AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN FOR THREE MINUTES BECAUSE OF THIS POST

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randomobsession:

littlewhitesnowowl:

sassygaydraco:

if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me

i will say it 30 seconds before them

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keepthefaithe:

omg absolute best one
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keepthefaithe:

omg absolute best one

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sandandglass:

Watch it

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bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

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    • #im sorry did you mean ME
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unironicgoth:

HE TALKED TO ME

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    • #screams
    • #IT IS SO CUTE WHY
    • #Y
    • #THIS SHIT AINT AIGHT DAWG
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fiesta dicks: grade school sex-education

reallyl0vely:

subtitle: what I wish I told my sister before middle school

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you will get your period one day,
and you will not feel like a woman.
you will feel like your body has betrayed

every promise it ever curled around
your little finger. this is normal.
you will get…

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    • #that's so beautiful
    • #this girl is deep
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prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
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my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

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    • #CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE
    • #TEACH THEM WELL AND LET THEM GROW
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caligaes:

lannisterslie:

caligaes:

openscience:

The audacious plan to end hunger with 3-D printed food
“NASA just awarded 125K for a food synthesizer prototype! 3d printed #startrek food, here we come!”

can it print pizza

YES. IT CAN PRINT PIZZA.
http://theweek.com/article/index/244481/why-nasa-is-funding-a-3d-pizza-printer

this is the best day of my life
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caligaes:

lannisterslie:

caligaes:

openscience:

The audacious plan to end hunger with 3-D printed food

“NASA just awarded 125K for a food synthesizer prototype! 3d printed #startrek food, here we come!”

can it print pizza

YES. IT CAN PRINT PIZZA.

http://theweek.com/article/index/244481/why-nasa-is-funding-a-3d-pizza-printer

this is the best day of my life

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Source: qz.com

    • #AHDUUGJFJCJWHDGFFV
    • #finally
    • #thanks obama
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