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maddy-moomoo:

scantpipe:

maddy-moomoo:

scantpipe:

maddy-moomoo:

scantpipe:

MADDY IS THE BIGGEST UN-AMERICAN AMERICAN EVER.

EVER

I may be mean but at least I know the words to Star Spangled Man. You might as well just pack your stuff and move to Canada.

THAT’S WHAT YOU’D LIKE, ISN’T IT

WELL…. Actully, maybe. Okay.

THAT’S RIGHT. JUST COME ON OVER, I HAVE A DRAWER CLEARED FOR YOU AND EVERYTHING.

OKeydokey loki! You do have schools in Canada right? Or just moose?

Both. Lots of both. 

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    • #beige
    • #but i'm moving in a few months
    • #thwy won't be beige then
    • #maddy
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